9/24/2023 0 Comments Hit the reset button quotesBarney: Mom, I'm not marrying some future possibility of starting a family. Barney: Is it weird that I'm hugging you like this? Robin: No, it's not weird. Robin: Actually, I, uh, I can't have kids, so that's not an issue. Oh, and, P.S., bring the babysitter, she sounds dirty. Promise me, if you ever have kids, you'll sometimes get a babysitter and come have an epic night. Barney: I can't believe Marshall and Lily missed out. Barney: What a lovely place! Have you ever had sushi that fresh? Robin: Okay, I am never getting on a mechanical bull again. Barney: Robin and I had been hanging out downtown at this very cool secret bar. How long have you known about this? Barney: I found out last fall. I've always wanted a Lamborghini where there's a hot tub inside. Loretta: Robin can't have kids? But you always wanted children. Ted: Marry me? The Mother: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't know how you could improve on a day like this. Ted: Well, thanks for being here with me now. Why couldn't it have been you here with me two years ago? The Mother: That's probably for the best. The Mother: It's like traveling back in time. Future Ted: And that, kids, is the kind of stupid thing you say before you've met the person who hits the reset button on the world, who makes everything new again, who makes it seem ridiculous that you ever considered settling, because not two years later. Ted: I'm starting to think a person gets a certain allotment of lighthouses per lifetime.
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